Oak Park, IL
Oak Park is a bunch of fake hipsters who all think they're rich because they can walk to the store. They look down on everyone else and think they're the best thing since sliced bread.
I got called a ‘lame-o’ for eating a hot dog instead of a ‘plant-based burger.’
My friend’s mom tried to start a ‘walking club’ and no one showed up.
My teacher said I was ‘uncultured’ because I didn’t know what ‘vintage’ meant.