oak harbor - Oak Harbor is the worst town for anyone who isn't a 5-year-o

Oak Harbor is the worst town for anyone who isn't a 5-year-old or a pothead. It's like being stuck in a Dutch nightmare.

My friend moved to Oak Harbor and now he cries every time it rains.

I tried to live there for a month and now I hate my life.

My cousin said it’s so boring he started a band just to have something to do.