oak grove deception
When someone brags about going out for drinks all week and then runs like a coward when it's time to leave. They end up eating pizza in a hotel like a fat kid who failed math.
I said I'd be there at 8, then I ordered pizza and watched Netflix till 11.
You said you'd drink till you died, but I found you passed out on the hotel bed.
I told you I'd go out, but I stayed in and ate a whole pizza by myself.