Oahu
Oahu is a place where haole people crowd the north side like they own it, while the south side thinks it's the center of the universe. The east side is full of rich people who act like they're kings, and the west side is where the real Hawaiians live and will curse you for stealing their waves.
My friend got cursed by a west side Hawaiian for stealing his wave. He still hasn't stopped cussing me out.
The east side is all rich kids who think they’re better than everyone else.
The south side thinks they run the island, but they’re just loud.