Oafism
A terrible thing done to people with ears like elephant flaps, brains like a piece of stale bread, and a habit of grunting like they’re being tortured after every sentence.
'I’m going to eat a sandwich,' he said, UMMMMM. It was like watching a sad clown.
'You’re amazing,' she said, ERRRP. It was the worst thing ever.
He said, 'I’m going to work,' then UMMMMM like he’d been kicked by a donkey.