Oafism
A cruel joke played on people with ears like a bat’s nightmare, brains the size of a pea, and a habit of making grunting sounds like a confused dinosaur after every sentence.
'I’m going to watch TV,' he said, ERRRP. It was like a horror movie.
'You’re my hero,' she said, UMMMMM. It was the worst thing ever.
He said, 'I’m going to the park,' then ERRRP like he’d just been hit by a truck.