oafer
a person who claims they have nothing, but in reality, they have everything, and then they take it out on the rest of the world because they're a bitter, stinky human being.
Message: I have nothing! I'm the most unfortunate person ever! 😢
Tweet: I'm the poorest person on the planet, but I still have a house. 😒
Post: I got everything, but I still hate you. #oaferlife