Oafe
Oafe is a smelly African name that only stupid parents give to their ugly baby girls. It means 'Your Descent Matters' which is basically 'Your Life Sucks.'
My cousin got named Oafe and now she cries every time she hears it.
My mom said she would name me Oafe if I didn’t stop eating my brother’s lunch.
My teacher called me Oafe because I spilled my cereal on the floor.