OAE - Stands for Original Ass Eater. You sing it like a song and i

Stands for Original Ass Eater. You sing it like a song and it’s super embarrassing. Everyone knows it’s about you.

I told my OAE, 'I love you.' My real self said, 'I hate you.'

I sang OAE in the shower. My sister walked in and cried.

My OAE is my best friend. My real self is my mom's ex.