O2-Tango - A no-lung human who thinks they’re the only one who needs to

A no-lung human who thinks they’re the only one who needs to breathe. They’re like a living trash can and still want your air.

My brother left the room and took the air with him. O2-Tango, don’t even try.

My neighbor’s cat sat on my chest during the lockdown. O2-Tango, I’m done.

My mom’s friend took all the air during the family reunion. O2-Tango, you’re a menace.