o11yneer
An o11yneer is a pain in the ass who makes sure everything is tracked with a purpose. They don’t just put random sensors everywhere. They make sure everything has a plan and a reason.
“I don’t put sensors in. I put sensors in with a plan.”, @o11yneer4
“You think the system’s broken? No. It’s just tired of your bad telemetry.”, @o11yneer5
“I don’t just monitor. I make sure everything knows it’s being watched.”, @o11yneer6