O-Zooka
A 2-liter soda bottle that’s been melted and cursed with a hole at the bottom. You blow smoke rings out of it like a magical wizard who just got kicked out of a church.
My O-Zooka made so much smoke, the pastor thought I was summoning demons.
I blew a smoke ring so big, it blocked the sun and my mom yelled at me.
I used my O-Zooka in math class and got sent to the principal's office for being a smoky menace.