O' Sullying - Balancing on a dolphin in shallow water while blasting bottl

Balancing on a dolphin in shallow water while blasting bottle rockets and holding a boner that’s been through more than your ex.

I was O' Sullying when my ex showed up. She said I was still a mess.

I tried to O' Sullying, but my boner fell off. Classic.

I told my friend I was O' Sullying. He said I was wasted.