O-slurry
The O-slurry is the result of drunk people spilling beer all over the floor. It's like a sticky lake made of Foster and Corona. The old guy mops it up like it’s his job and he’s been doing it for 40 years.
'I walked into the O-slurry and my shoes were ruined forever.'
'The O-slurry is the floor’s revenge on bad beer.'
'The old guy just looked at me like I was the reason the O-slurry happened.'