O-Nam Syndrome
When your lips don't know the meaning of the word 'stop' and end up giving someone's neck a full-body massage at 3 AM.
I told my roommate I was going to sleep. He told me I was going to sleep on his neck. He was right.
I woke up to my dog licking my neck and my girlfriend licking my neck. I didn't know who was more confused.
My lips said 'good night' to my neck, and then they said 'why don't we stay up all night?'