O-log
That canned cranberry goop you slap on your turkey like it’s your ex. It’s the sad, red sludge that comes out of a can, still shaped like the can it came from. You eat it because your grandma says it’s tradition, and it tastes like regret.
I ate the cranberry log and it felt like I was eating my feelings.
My cranberry log was so bad, it tasted like my cousin’s mouth.
I put cranberry log on my turkey and it cried.