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When a guy makes a girl cum so hard she’s stuck on him like a cockroach on a carpet and now she’s too scared to leave because she’ll never feel that again
He said it was like getting a pizza and a free soda at the same time. I said, 'You’re stuck with me.'
She texted me, 'I think I'm married to your penis.'
She cried, 'I can't leave you, I'll be a sad girl forever.'