O-lexlo
Lexlo people do it because they’re too lazy to work a real job. They just show up with a fake résumé and expect everyone to believe them. They don’t care if they’re getting paid or not, they just want the title.
My friend got the job by saying he was a ‘certified master of everything.’
I saw a guy get hired just because he said he could speak 10 languages, including ‘fluent pig.’
They don’t even need a job, they just say, 'I’m here to work, and I’m not leaving until I’m paid.'