O' Doyle Family
The O’Doyle Family is like a cult. You don’t just join, you beg. And if you’re not in, you’re not cool. You’re just a nobody who probably got rejected by the real cool kids.
I begged to be in the O’Doyle Family. They said I had to wear a hat. I did it.
I’m in the O’Doyle Family now. I’m not just a nobody. I’m a somebody with a hat.
They didn’t let me in. I cried. Then I joined the O’Doyle Family anyway.