O Conner
A brain-dead meat sack. If your friend is an O Conner, run. Fast. Also known as a nun who smells like wet socks and regret.
My cousin is an O Conner. He thinks a toaster is a portal to hell.
My friend’s ex is an O Conner. She tried to talk to a tree.
My teacher said I’m an O Conner. I’m not. I just forgot my homework.