O-cap
A place where everyone's too busy being smug to notice they're actually just regular people who work in government offices.
My aunt works in O-cap and she's always telling me how 'important' she is.
I went to a concert in O-cap and the singer was more excited about the weather than the crowd.
My cousin's friend moved there to be 'close to the capital' and now he just eats donuts and complains about traffic.