O-bummer
The worst kind of sadness you feel when you realize you voted for Obama just to feel good about yourself, and now you're stuck with bad policies because you're not 'exotic' enough to matter.
Man, I feel like I just got voted off the island and it's my own fault.
I'm crying in the middle of a Walmart because I'm not Mexican enough for change.
My mom called me a 'white trash fool' for not getting a better deal.