O-bummer
The intense heartbreak you feel when you realize you voted for Obama just to feel good, and now you're getting the worst of it because you're not 'special' enough to be included.
I'm sitting in my pajamas crying because I didn't get a better deal.
My coworker said I'm a 'change failure' because I'm not from another country.
I got fired and now I'm blaming myself for not being 'different enough'.