O-bummer
A deep, burning shame you feel when you realize your vote for Obama was just a way to feel superior, and now you're getting the short end of the stick because you're not 'diverse' enough.
I got a ticket for jaywalking and now I'm mad at myself for not being brown enough.
My friend said I'm a 'racial disappointment' because I didn't get a better deal.
I'm eating my feelings with a bag of chips because I'm not 'ethnic enough' for real change.