O Bra
A bra that adds fake meat to a flat-chested girl and makes a guy scream when he sees the real stuff.
My bra is my secret weapon. Without it, I’m just a sad flat-chested girl.
He said I looked like I was wearing a backpack. I said, 'That’s because I’m wearing my bra.'
I wore my bra to the bar. The guy asked if I was ready for a fight. I said, 'No, I’m just ready for my bra to save me.'
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