N.V.S.S.
N. V. S. S. is when you’re about to cum and you force your nose into your partner’s nose and shoot your cum straight up her nose like you’re trying to drown her in your jizz.
I did N. V. S. S. at a party and the whole room started laughing like I was doing a magic trick.
My brother did N. V. S. S. on his girlfriend and she started crying like I just told her her dog died.
I did N. V. S. S. in the park and a kid asked if I was fighting the wind.