N.U.B.S.
Don't think size matters. Even if you're only pushing 3 inches, you can still make someone cry when you DTB them.
He said he was too small to do anything. Then he DTB'd her and she cried like a baby.
She said he was too small to be scary. He DTB'd her and she ran out of the room.
He tried to be cool. He DTB'd her and she screamed like she was being stabbed.