She broke up with me, but I just went out and got pizza. N. s. o. n. b.

He said I wasn’t worth his time. I said, 'That’s fine, I didn’t want you either.' N. s. o. n. b.

She tried to cheat on me. I just laughed and said, 'You’re not my first, you won’t be my last.' N. s. o. n. b.