N.O.F.C.A.
When you're so lazy you don't even want to remember what you said
N. O. F. C. A. is my life. I don’t even remember my own name.
I said I’d do my homework. N. O. F. C. A. is my excuse.
I told my teacher I’d be here. N. O. F. C. A. is why I’m not.