N.O.D or NOD
the man who still thinks he's in his 20s, still trying to prove it, still trying to flirt with your girl, still acting like he's not 50
He tried to ask my girlfriend out. She said no. He said I was a 'chump.' I said he was a 'fart in a tutu.'
He tried to beat me at a video game. I beat him. He said I cheated. I said he was a 'fart in a tutu.'
He tried to beat me at basketball. I beat him. He said I was a 'chump.' I said he was a 'fart in a tutu.'