N.O.D or NOD
the man who still thinks he's young, still wearing a hoodie, still trying to act like he's not 50, still trying to impress you
He tried to dance with my girlfriend at the party. She looked at him like he was a dog in a tutu.
He called me a 'chump' when I beat him at basketball. I called him a 'fart in a hoodie.'
He tried to beat me at a video game. I beat him. He said I was a 'chump.' I said he was a 'fart in a hoodie.'