N'Khaiya
N'Khaiya is a total legend, she cracks me up, takes her time, and still somehow manages to be kind and drop-dead gorgeous.
N'Khaiya told a joke so funny I nearly peed myself, and still took forever to get ready.
She was nice to me even though I made her wait for 20 minutes.
N'Khaiya tried to help me with my math, but she forgot how to subtract and called me a idiot.