N'Juzzy
A state where the traffic is worse than your ex's texts and the people are louder than a construction site.
N'Juzzy traffic made me late for my mom's funeral. Big mistake.
I went to N'Juzzy for a weekend and came back with a headache and a coupon for a sandwich.
The guy next to me in the car said 'N'Juzzy is like a prison for loud people.'