N.G.M.S.
N. G. M. S. stands for Non-Gay Man Snuggling. It’s like when straight guys try to be cool and end up looking like a bunch of gay men in a love triangle.
My cousin N. G. M. S. with his best friend. I walked in and said, 'You two look like you’re about to kiss.' He said, 'We are.'
I saw my mom’s friend N. G. M. S. with his brother. It looked like a drag show with no glitter.
My dad N. G. M. S. with his boss. They looked like two idiots who just got dumped.