N.G.M.S.
N. G. M. S. means Non-Gay Man Snuggling. It’s when straight guys cuddle like a bunch of faggots. No buttsex involved. Just a lot of sweaty hugs and bad decisions.
My dad and his friend N. G. M. S. on the couch. It was like a gay pride parade but with more beer.
I walked in on my brother and his buddy N. G. M. S. in the living room. I asked what they were doing. He said, 'We’re just being normal.'
My uncle N. G. M. S. with his coworker. I told him he looked like a couple of dogs fighting for a bone.