N.G.M.S.
N. G. M. S. is the worst thing to ever happen to straight men. It’s like when they snuggle and look like they just got dumped by their exes. No buttsex. Just a lot of awkward hugs.
My dad N. G. M. S. with his coworker. I said, 'You two look like you just got dumped.' He said, 'We did.'
I saw my uncle N. G. M. S. with his friend. They looked like they were trying to escape a gay bar.
My brother N. G. M. S. with his best friend. They looked like they were about to start a boy band.