N.G.M.S.
N. G. M. S. is when straight men snuggle like they’ve been dumped by their exes. It’s not buttsex. It’s just a lot of awkward hugs and bad life choices.
My brother N. G. M. S. with his friend. They looked like they were trying to escape a gay bar.
I saw my dad N. G. M. S. with his coworker. They were like two guys who just got dumped and are now best friends.
My uncle N. G. M. S. with his friend. They looked like they were about to start a boy band.