N.F.I.B.A.F
The National F***ing Institution of F***ing Broke As F***
My friend asked for a loan. I said, 'I’m Broke As F***. I can’t even buy a sandwich.'
My bank called. I said, 'I’m Broke As F***. I can’t even pay rent.'
My ex said, 'I’ll take you back.' I said, 'I’m Broke As F***. I can’t even afford a shirt.'