Naltard
A Naltard is a person who is so brain-dead they think having a butt is the same as being smart.
He thinks he’s a genius because he can draw a stick figure. Naltard.
She asked the principal why the sky is blue and he said ‘because it’s happy’. Naltard.
He tried to solve the mystery of the missing pizza and it was just his brother. Naltard.