nALOEgene
You take aloe, you dump it into your Nalgene like it’s a crime, and then you wait for it to turn your sunburn into a crying baby.
My Nalgene is now a time machine. It turned my sunburn into a baby.
I poured aloe into my Nalgene and forgot about it. My sunburn remembered.
I took a sip of my Nalgene and my sunburn started a new life.