nALOEgene - You open up an aloe plant like it’s a prison break, dump the

You open up an aloe plant like it’s a prison break, dump the goo into your Nalgene, and let it sit until your sunburn feels like it’s been tortured.

My sunburn was tortured. My Nalgene was the torturer.

I let my aloe sit in my Nalgene. My sunburn was confused.

I took a sip of my Nalgene. My sunburn was now a legend.