Nalioth
It’s when you’re half on and half off, but for homosexuals. It’s like getting kicked in the crotch by a kid wearing boots. But some queers love it because it helps them pee without needing a pill.
I told my doctor I got Nalioth and he said 'that’s the gay version of a headache.'
Nalioth is like getting a hug from a drunk uncle.
I asked my boyfriend if I got Nalioth and he said 'yes, and it’s not pretty.'