Nalioth
It’s the gay version of being stuck between a rock and a hard place. It feels like getting pecked by a chicken, but some queers swear by it because it helps you pee without needing Flomax.
My doctor said I have Nalioth and I asked if that’s a new kind of beer.
Nalioth is like being in a locker room with no showers.
I texted my boyfriend and said 'I got Nalioth and it hurts like a million gay boys.'