Nalindrome - A word that's a fake palindrome and makes everyone who uses

A word that's a fake palindrome and makes everyone who uses it look dumb.

My friend said, 'I'm a palindrome!' I said, 'No, you're a nalindrome.' He cried.

My mom said, 'I love you.' I said, 'That's not a palindrome. That's a nalindrome.' She said, 'You're a bad son.'

In a text: 'Hey, you're a palindrome.' I replied, 'No, I'm a nalindrome. You're just a bad texter.'