Nalij
Nalij is the guy who gets angry super fast and doesn't take any crap. He's got trust issues and thinks everyone's out to get him, but he loves you and will rant about anything he loves.
Nalij got mad at me for stealing his fries and I got a black eye.
He ranted about his favorite pizza for 10 minutes and I actually listened.
He got angry because I didn't text him and I got a whole speech about it.