nalgenius
A person who thinks they’re a god of the forest just because their water bottle is plastered with stickers like it got a tattoo from every trail it ever touched.
He said he’s a god because his water bottle has stickers from places I can’t even spell.
She posted a picture of her water bottle like it was the holy relic of the forest.
He took a selfie with his water bottle and called it ‘the forest god’s favorite.’