nalgenius
A person who thinks they’re a master of the outdoors because their water bottle is covered in stickers like it’s been to every single trail ever made.
He told me he’s a master because his water bottle has stickers from trails I don’t even know exist.
She posted a photo of her water bottle like it was the Mona Lisa of camping.
He took a selfie with his water bottle and called it ‘the original wilderness combo.’