nalgenius
A know-it-all who thinks they're some kind of outdoor god because they’ve got a water bottle that looks like it was attacked by sticker zombies.
My friend claimed he’s a survivalist because his water bottle has 17 stickers from places I’ve never heard of.
She showed me her water bottle like it was the holy grail of camping.
He took a selfie with his water bottle in the middle of a forest like he discovered fire.