Nalgazon
A human with a butt so huge it could knock out a goat and still have enough ass left to flirt with a donkey
My cousin is a nalgazon. I once saw her walk into a room and the whole place went silent.
My gym teacher called me a nalgazon after I sat on the weight bench and it cracked.
My dog tried to eat my mom’s butt and now he’s a nalgazon fan.