Nalga Face
When a man removes his beard or goatee after years of hiding his face. His face looks like a butt cheek. Nalga is Spanish for butt cheek.
My dad shaved his beard off and now his face is smooth like a butt cheek. Looks like he took a licking from a donkey.
My uncle came out of prison with a beard and now he’s got a Nalga Face. Looks like he got his butt cheek shaved by a monkey.
My brother shaved his goatee off and now his face is like a clean butt cheek. Looks like he just sat on a hot stove.